Christmas Sweaters, The Nativity Scene, and Snooki’s New Year’s Resolutions

    December 22, 2011
    Josh Wolford

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today we participate in a popular trending topic of the day, #SnookisNewYearsResolutions. We also find out the best show about hoarders and see an easy way to win an ugly Christmas sweater contest.


Almost done building my Nativity scene. Just need to find a tiny Tim Tebow. 11 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

R. Kelly said that he has written 32 new chapters of “Trapped In the Closet.” It’s 2011, just come out of the closet already. 15 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

It’s cool now, but for the other 11 months, “Do You Hear What I Hear?” is a sad tale of paranoid schizophrenia. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Does anyone know if Ben Roethlisberger can still rape with that high ankle sprain? 2 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

#MarioSays “Don’t eat the flowers. They give me bad heartburn.” 5 hours ago via UberSocial for Android · powered by @socialditto

The story of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer teaches us that being different is bad, until someone popular likes you. Just like Twitter. 2 hours ago via twicca · powered by @socialditto

My favorite show about hoarders is 19 Kids And Counting. 35 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

You know you have a lot of tattoos when you can win an ugly Christmas sweater contest by going shirtless. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#SnookisNewYearsResolutions to fall down on every beach in Jersey. 32 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

If the world really does end on Dec 21st, 2012, at least we’ll still have had time to see The Hobbit. #apocalypticoptimism 14 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Why do people still believe in Me?
Because I’m too big to fail. 54 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

#SnookisNewYearsResolutions get a job interview at Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. 22 minutes ago via Mobile Web · powered by @socialditto

#SnookisNewYearsResolutions GLT = Get Legs Together 1 minute ago via web · powered by @socialditto


Josh Wolford
Josh Wolford is a writer for WebProNews. He likes beer, Japanese food, and movies that make him feel weird afterward. Mostly beer. Follow him on Twitter: @joshgwolf Instagram: @joshgwolf Google+: Joshua Wolford StumbleUpon: joshgwolf