Ceramic Squirrel Stabbing: No Beer Leads to Violence

    December 27, 2013
    Jasmine Allen
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A North Charleston woman was arrested early Christmas morning after stabbing and beating her significant other with a ceramic squirrel.

Helen Williams, 44, got into an altercation with the man over beer.

According to reports, the 41-year-old man went out for beer earlier that night but the store was closed, as in many other stores that aren’t typically opened on Christmas Eve.

When he arrived back at the house Williams went into a rage, beating him over the head and stabbing him in the chest and shoulder.

The wounded man with scratches all over his face rushed to a nearby neighbor’s house for help and called 911.

After police arrived, Williams was questioned about her visibly bloody hands and clothes. She claimed that the wounded man fell and cut himself.

However, evidence showed otherwise.

The man was taken to a nearby hospital where he was treated for his injuries.

Most ceramic squirrel sculptures are made by a process of heating and cooling clay (pottery for example), usually are small in size, and can be crafted in different designs. They can also be made with pointy tails, so I can’t even imagine getting stabbed by one!

Fortunately for Williams, her heinous and yet unusual attack OVER BEER will not go unpunished.

Williams was arrested and placed into the Charleston County jail Friday on a $10,000 bail. Her charges include criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature.

Here is a pretty decent video tutorial showing how ceramic squirrels are made.

Looks like a pretty lethal weapon to use, huh?

Image via Youtube, MrSlarkog

  • Ever Notice

    Yep, this stuff happens all the time in the South. Hell, two months ago a guy in Georgia ran back into his house to save a case of beer. Look it up people, it is the truth.

    Don’t worry though. Women never go to prison for domestic violence. If the guy would have hit the woman with the squirrel, he would have gotten 10 years. In fact, I know a guy serving 5 years for throwing dishes on the ground in a domestic dispute. Hell, Casey Anthony is out there running free. Women rarely ever get sent to prison.

    But hey it is the South. They lock up the most people in the world. (This is also true. Look up worldwide prison statistics.) So who knows.

  • Luvs2eatout

    It was disheartening to see someone billed as a “freelance” writer who says “his self.” Really?

  • Dan

    Wonder if it was an “assault squirrel?”

  • polly

    What in hell do they put in those people’s drinking water?