Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
NICKI MINAJ NEW AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE! USUALLY DRUNK HULK MAKE JOKE NOW! BUT DRUNK HULK WORK ALREADY DONE!
Betcha everybody in this debt relief commercial is totally DTF
If God created the universe, explain Radio Shack.
I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass.
Mitt Romney looks like someone who wears fannypacks on the regular.
Apparently Kim Kardashian realized that she was married to someone who would marry Kim Kardashian.
One time I smashed my face into the keyboard and accidentally wrote the 4th Twilight book
I assume the only reason there are still payphones are for hostage situations in movies starring Bruce Willis.
I think Todd Akin should carry his #MOSen race to its full term.
Breaking: Asshole finally moves out of left lane.
If you don't tweet RIP after a celebrity dies, you're basically cursing their corpse to an eternity of torment.