Brooklyn Nets, Doritos, and Herpes

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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today the Nets are big on Twitter and we pay tribute to the creator of Doritos.

Enjoy!

It is now more likely that there will be an NBA season this year than a functioning government. 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

New Jersey Nets are now Brooklyn Nets. Uniform changes include authentic vintage circa '69 jerseys and skinny jeans. 5 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

RIP Arch West, creator of Doritos. Hope you're resting comfortably at your cool ranch in the sky. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I hate when men stare at me. It's like, can't a girl use the urinal in peace?? 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto

Monday: It's like herpes. It always comes back. 4 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

Coffins are shitty time capsules. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Jay Z just Announced the Brooklyn Nets. Their Mascot is the "Duck" 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Dennis Miller has endorsed Herman Cain. That's the first time he's made me laugh since the 90's. 2 hours ago via txt · powered by @socialditto

If you're in a bind, Ben Roethlisberger will autograph the duct tape. 18 hours ago via Twitter for Windows Phone · powered by @socialditto

That awkward moment when you realize Facebook has made more changes than Obama. 15 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Josh Wolford
Josh Wolford is a writer for WebProNews. He likes beer, Japanese food, and movies that make him feel weird afterward. Mostly beer. Follow him on Twitter: @joshgwolf Instagram: @joshgwolf Google+: Joshua Wolford StumbleUpon: joshgwolf