Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today the Nets are big on Twitter and we pay tribute to the creator of Doritos.
It is now more likely that there will be an NBA season this year than a functioning government.
New Jersey Nets are now Brooklyn Nets. Uniform changes include authentic vintage circa '69 jerseys and skinny jeans.
RIP Arch West, creator of Doritos. Hope you're resting comfortably at your cool ranch in the sky.
I hate when men stare at me. It's like, can't a girl use the urinal in peace??
Monday: It's like herpes. It always comes back.
Coffins are shitty time capsules.
Jay Z just Announced the Brooklyn Nets. Their Mascot is the "Duck"
Dennis Miller has endorsed Herman Cain. That's the first time he's made me laugh since the 90's.
If you're in a bind, Ben Roethlisberger will autograph the duct tape.
That awkward moment when you realize Facebook has made more changes than Obama.