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Bristol Palin: Obama’s Daughters are the Reason He Supports Gay Marriage

Claims president is just reflecting what teenagers think of "Glee"

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Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s offspring and frequent target of Internet hatred, has decided to weigh in on Obama’s public support of same-sex marriage. Because, you know, everyone on the planet was collectively holding their breath until she shared her thoughts and feelings on the subject with the world at-large.

According to Bristol, President Obama’s daughters are the reason he’s decided to come out in support of same-sex marriage, which, she claims, is a “shame”. Her opinions on the topic were a part of a blog post entitled “Hail to the Chiefs – Malia and Sasha Obama”, in which she states that the commander-in-chief is being heavily influenced by his family.

“While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads,” Palin wrote. “In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.”

If those pearls of wisdom weren’t enough, Bristol continues, “Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview. In this situation, it was the other way around. I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.”

In her quest to name-check as many popular television programs as she possibly can, Palin concluded, “In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of ‘Glee’.”

Given the unconventional nature of her own family — I don’t think thousands of years of thinking about marriage included being an unwed mother — Bristol isn’t really in any position to criticize. People across the nation have taken to Twitter to discuss the matter. You can find a few select posts in the space below.

“Obama’s daughters watch too much Glee.” said Bristol Palin who must have watched too much 16 and Pregnant.(image) 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Bristol Palin — Does your god hate homosexuals or unwed teenage mothers more?(image) 2 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I’ve thought Bristol Palin got a raw deal — people picked on her when she didn’t put herself out there. This week, OTOH, she started it.(image) 58 seconds ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I’m so thankful that we have Bristol Palin as a beacon of morality and family values. The world would truly crumble without her guidance.(image) 14 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Bristol Palin is just envious at the possibility that some babies will have two dads and her’s doesn’t even have one..(image) 17 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Bristol Palin giving anyone parenting advice is like Rebecca Black giving Adele singing advice.(image) 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Bristol Palin, 21 year old unwed mother.. who was named after a horse, is lecturing us on the sanctity of marriage.(image) 20 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Bristol Palin: Obama’s Daughters are the Reason He Supports Gay Marriage
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  • maus

    Who is she and who cares what she has to say? She is just a dumb-young unwed mother whose own mother is nothing more than a bible humping caribou barbie figure doll. Her family’s 15 minutes is waaaay past due. Palin women need to learn to keep their mouths and legs shut. Society doesn’t deserve the garbage they regurgitate or anymore idiots from this mob of morons.

    • humble guy

      Dear Maus;
      You speak a lot of ridicule and sarcasm. People such as you think of themselves as paragons of knowledge, understanding and wisdom. Please post for all of us “Mortals”, your qualifications to this lofty position of godhood. After all, it would not be inappropriate to do so, otherwise, any ignorant, bigoted, self-righeous degenerate could post some nonsense and perhaps contaminate some relatively innocent minds.

  • http://yahoo.com vi

    Go Bristol. You are correct. Do not back down. Homosexuality is wrong- look what happened to Sodoom and Gomorrah.

    • http://www.webpronews.com/author/chris-richardson Chris Richardson

      Who knew a chick from Jersey Shore would be the voice of reason in all this?

      “Bristol should keep her uneducated, ignorant mouth shut. If you’re living in the past you wouldn’t have a kid without marriage. Hypocrite. It’s 2012!” Farley wrote. “My best friend will get married one day and not just have civil union with his man. Stop hating people.”

  • Laina

    You are an idiot! If your not gay why do you care. Let him judge and if and when he deems love wrong… It won’t be your problem will it?

    • b craig

      does she know who they are

  • Alexander Princewill Charles

    if Obamas daughter are truly the ones who encouraged their father to outrighly go for same sex marriage, then am sorry to say” they’re beautiful demons” coz they are about to bring the worst form of sexual perserveness to mankind coz very soon. Human will aslo comeout in mass to encourage marriage with animals, imagine getting married to a donkey or a horse or dog?

    • http://home Douglas

      Why not, you did.

  • b craig

    does she know who sodom and gomorrah are

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