Author Archive for: ‘WebProNews Staff’

Goat Man is Apparently Just a Hunter with Questionable Fashion Sense

Goat Man quickly gained some Internet fame over the past 48 hours, sending imaginations into overdrive as a result. His rise to international fame began when photographer Coty Creighton spotted the guy during a hike through the Utah mountains. He described his encounter as “creepy”, particularly since they were the only two human beings for miles around. If I saw …

Read More

Colorado Shooting: Copycat Fears Cause Panic at Theaters

The shooting which took place at a midnight screening of Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight Rises” in Colorado last week was front and center in my mind during my recent screening. Although the movie itself has done nothing wrong, it’s still kind of hard to watch the film without thinking about all of those people who were attempting to enjoy …

Read More

Fred Willard Tweets Humorous Review of Porn Flick

Fred Willard is the man. I don’t care what anyone says — the guy is one of the funniest actors currently working today. Watch “Best in Show” and tell me he isn’t. And if PBS doesn’t want a masturbator hosting their show “Market Warriors”, then it’s ultimately their loss. Good luck finding someone who isn’t. Sure, anyone with a phone …

Read More

iPhone 5 and iPad Mini Should Be Available This September

iPhone 5 and iPad nerds, get your wallets and bank accounts ready. According to Plugged-in KGI analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, an individual who is no stranger to Apple rumors, both the iPhone 5 and the smaller incarnation of the iPad should be available to consumers this September. Hopefully you’ll have enough scratch left in your bank account following all of your …

Read More

Uconn Gunman Commits Suicide Following Standoff

The Uconn gunman who was spotted on campus Monday afternoon took his own life after a tense all-night standoff with local authorities. After communications broke down with police, the man, whose name has not been released to the public, shot himself on the shoreline near the university. According to reports, no one else was harmed during the incident. Around 5 …

Read More

Petra Anderson Survives Colorado Shooting Thanks to Rare Brain Defect

Petra Anderson was like everyone else at the midnight screening of “The Dark Knight Rises” in Aurora, Colorado: She just wanted to see the latest Batman movie. What nobody anticipated was that masked gunman James Holmes would burst into the theater shortly into the feature and begin shooting people at random. One of his many victims was 22-year-old Petra Anderson, …

Read More

Bear at Mall: Pittsburgh Mall Gets Another Furry Visitor

Bear at mall: Shoppers at the Pittsburgh Mills mall were treated to a peculiar event when a bear wandered into Sears department store on Saturday, prompting officials to evacuate the establishment. After using the automatic doors to gain entrance to the store, the bear was spotted running up and down the aisles, growling as it went. According to witnesses, people …

Read More

Dr. Doom 2013 Prediction: Global Economic Turmoil Headed Our Way

Dr. Doom 2013 prediction: Economist Nouriel Roubini recently stated that a “perfect storm” for economic disaster is currently brewing, and he stands behind his beliefs. Considering Roubini is the guy who accurately predicted the country’s previous financial disaster, it’s safe to assume that countless buttholes are being clenched whenever this guy has something to say. And while you may think …

Read More

American Idol Hosts: Mariah Carey Officially Joins Up

American Idols hosts are dropping like flies. Both Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez have parted ways with the popular talent show, leaving fans to wonder, “Who will producers find to fill the void left by these two unexpected departures?” According to Entertainment Weekly, pop diva Mariah Carey has officially signed on for the 12th season of the popular television program. …

Read More

Goat Man Spotted in Utah Mountains: Twitter Reacts

Goat man — and, by this, I mean a man dressed from head to toe as a goat — was spotted by a hiker who was making his way through the Utah mountains. After stumbling upon a herd of goats, the adventurist decided to take a break and enjoy the scenery for a moment. However, when one of the goats …

Read More

Savannah Dietrich Faces Jail Time for Naming Her Attackers on Twitter

Savannah Dietrich, a 17-year-old Kentucky girl who was sexually assaulted by two boys after passing out at a party, was none too thrilled when her assailants entered a plea deal with the courts. Instead of sitting back and watching as the two young men who essentially turned her life into a living Hell got away with their crimes, Dietrich took …

Read More

Second Person of Interest Investigated by Colorado Police

A second person of interest is currently being investigated by Colorado police. Although details about the individual and his involvement in last week’s deadly shooting have not been officially released, witnesses have reported seeing SWAT personnel and police officers at this mysterious person’s place of residence. According to FOX 31 Denver, sources told one of their reporters that a second …

Read More

Page 8 of 70« First...«678910»203040...Last »