Author Archive for: ‘Chris Gabbard’

Official Olympic Song Penned By Muse

The band Muse has been chosen to provide the official song for the London 2012 Olympics. The very popular group were among those to carry the porch during its long tour of England. The song, called “Survival”, will play at official venues for the duration of of the games, including when the athletes enter the arena and right before the …

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Brogrammers at Google I/O Love Bikini Babes

This is the picture that brought about whistles and guffaws from everyone at Google I/O today. And jeers from possibly the only woman that attended the conference. During the keynote today, Google chose to demonstrate the new Nexus 7 magazine reader with the above picture from Shape Magazine. Many amongst the audience decided to whistle to show their approval. Which …

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Rogue Dolphin Terrorizes Lake Residents

A rogue dolphin has started menacing the residents of an upscale waterfront community outside of New Orleans. The animal was swimming in Lake Pontchartrain in Slidell, Louisiana when his pod left and he was left stranded in the lake. The dolphins originally made their way into the lake shortly after hurricane Katrina. It was only until recently that the pod …

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Adele Dumped By Bi-Sexual Boyfriend

A new unauthorized biography claims that Adele was dumped by her boyfriend for a man and the incident is allegedly the subject of her first album 19. According the biography by Marc Shipiro, Adele poured her heart out to the mystery guy, and said mystery guy revealed that he was leaving her for one of Adele’s friends. And that he …

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Baby Chimpanzee’s Are Preposterously Cute

I hope this isn’t bad timing with the recent news that a baby chimp was killed by an adult male chimp in their exhibit at the Los Angeles Zoo, but the reason people care so much about the event, is that baby chimpanzee’s are ridiculously cute. Insanely cute. With all do respect to the tragedy that occurred yesterday, here are …

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Amare Stoudemire Fined For Tweeting Gay Slur

The NBA has fined Amare Stoudemire $50,000 for calling a fan a “fag” on Twitter. The fan originally tweeted “you better come back a lot stronger and quicker to make up for this past season mannnnnn deadasss!!!” So Amare’s comment back to him “really one-ups” this ridiculous taunt. The language, or even the fact that he dignified the fans taunting …

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Steve Wynn Donation: He is the “Anonymous” United Way Donor

Steve Wynn donated 4,000 gift cards valued at $500 each to needy families in southern Nevada. Six months ago he anonymously donation of 2,000 gift cards valued at $500 each to the United Way. He matched that donation with a another million in gift cards last Saturday, and revealed his identity. 2,000 of the gift cards were given out to …

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TSA Agent Desecrates Grandpa’s Remains, Laughs at the Victim

A man attempting to bring his grandfather’s remains home to Indianapolis, got quite a shock at a Florida airport when a TSA agent opened up the container holding the remains, sifted through them with her finger, and then spilled them on the floor. The jar was tightly sealed, marked with the words “Human Remains”, and clearly too small to encase …

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50 Cent Accident: Rapper Released From the Hospital, Doing Fine

After undergoing extensive tests on his spine and neck following a car accident on the Long Island Expressway last night, rapper Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson is doing fine and has been released from the hospital. According to his website, ThisIs50.com, “50 Cent was in a bad accident tonight as his bullet-proof SUV was rear-ended by a Mack truck on the …

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Christie Brinkley Settles With Ex-Husband, ‘Character Assassinations’ Continue

After a four year battle over child support with ex-husband Peter Cook, Christie Brinkley has finally reached an agreement E! online is reporting. The two have been locked in a bitter feud since their 2008 divorce. Cook allegedly had an ongoing affair with a teenage store clerk. In recent months, things turned particularly ugly, with both parties accusing the other …

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Big Ben Renamed, To Be Called Elizabeth Tower

Britsh Parliament’s clock tower, famously known as “Big Ben” to the world, will be renamed Elizabeth Tower in honor of the Queen’s diamond jubilee. The name change comes after a campaign by dozens of MPs to change the official name from “Clock Tower”, to honor Queen Elizabeth II’s 60 years on the throne. Technically, Big Ben is the name of …

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Snoop Dogg’s Son and P. Diddy’s Son Could be Teammates at UCLA

Snoop Dogg and P. Diddy may have more in common than just the rap game. They have taken the stage together frequently and now their sons may also share a family connection. Cordell Broadus may join the the UCLA football team on which Justin Combs plays, after receiving a scholarship offer yesterday USA Today is reporting. Combs has already committed …

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