Author Archive for: ‘Ann Casano’

Knight Rider Now Played By Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Funny or Die strikes comedy gold again. This time by putting NASCAR racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. in the place of David Hasselhoff. And by turning KITT into a whiny, critical, female, who doesn’t like to drive fast or take chances. Knight Rider was a television hit for NBC from 1982 to 1986. KITT (Knight Industries Three Thousand) was an …

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Mega Millions Jackpot Swells To $120 Million

The Mega Millions lottery is still over the $100 million mark. There was no winner again on Tuesday night, for the 11th time in a row, which means Friday’s jackpot is worth a cool $120 million. The cash option is currently estimated at $70 million. It will be the fourth time this year that the Mega Millions jackpot is at …

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Jerry Seinfeld To Drink More Coffee With Comedians

We’ve seen everyone from Howard Stern to Tina Fey to Don Rickles on Jerry Seinfeld’s web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. But who goes to get coffee with Seinfeld next season? Seinfeld recently stopped by Late Show With David Letterman to announce a few of the guests for the upcoming Season Five of his web series. We know that …

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Michael Phelps Arrested On DUI Charges

Gold Medal Olympian Michael Phelps was arrested early Tuesday morning in Maryland for suspicion of Driving Under the Influence. Authorities have reported that the swimmer was pulled over at 1:40 am for speeding. Phelps was driving 84 mph in a 45 mph zone. He also reportedly crossed over the double lane lines at the Fort McHenry Tunnel on I-95 in …

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Derek Jeter: My Captain For Life

Today is the first day in twenty years that Derek Jeter is not a Yankee. A lot has been said and written over the past week about Derek Jeter. By now, everyone knows that Jeter is a winner who gave 100% of his effort every single time he stepped onto a baseball field. Jeter is sixth on the all-time hit …

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Samuel L. Jackson Karaokes For Charity

The internet learned a bit more about Samuel L. Jackson this week. We already know that he is a great actor, but now we know that the man can’t sing a lick. And we absolutely love it. Jackson hosted a celebrity-filled Karaoke party in London on Thursday night in order to raise money for his charity One for the Boys, …

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Kanye West Has Private Listening Party For New Album

Rapper Theophilus London was one of about 20 lucky people who attended Kanye West’s listening party last night in Paris. West played his new album three times for the low-key gathering. Kanye, wife Kim Kardashian, and baby North were all in Paris this week for the city’s renowned fashion week. West also owns a home in The City of Light. …

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The Skeleton Twins Opens Nationwide This Weekend

Who wouldn’t want to see a hilarious feature film comedy starring Saturday Night Live alums Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader? Except it’s not a hilarious comedy, but a dark dramedy called The Skeleton Twins. In fact, the film begins with the titular twins both contemplating suicide while on different sides of the country. The film, directed by Craig Johnson (Looper), …

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Sandra Bullock Goes Blonde For New Film Role

Sandra Bullock is mixing it up for her next film role. The notorious brunette was spotted walking the streets of New Orleans on Monday with long blonde hair. The actress is currently filming the comedy Our Brand Is Crisis. The film’s executive producer is Bullock’s buddy and Gravity co-star George Clooney. David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express) is directing. According to …

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Masahiro Tanaka Will Get Another Start On Saturday

The New York Yankees were so pleased with Japanese sensation Masahiro Tanaka’s performance last Sunday, that they are giving the right-hander another start this Saturday at Fenway Park against the Red Sox. Tanaka allowed just a single run on five hits in 5 1/3 innings in a 5-2 victory over the Blue Jays. The Yanks shut the rookie down in …

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Michelle McCool Dispels Undertaker Health Rumors

Michelle McCool wants concerned wrestling fans to know that her husband Mark Calaway, AKA The Undertaker, is doing just fine. Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst raised concern at a concert on Saturday night when he dedicated the song Rollin to Calaway. The Undertaker formerly used the tune as his entrance song for a brief time while entering the ring for …

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Sharon Osbourne Admits To Slitting Wrists For Ozzy

There are a million ways to say, “I love you.” If you happen to be in love with Ozzy Osbourne, AKA The Prince of Darkness and Black Sabbath frontman, words perhaps aren’t enough to express real affection. Sharon Osbourne shocked viewers on her chit-chat show The Talk yesterday by sharing the story of how she slit her wrists as a …

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