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Alex Williams is a contract writer for WebProNews. He enjoys cooking new meals and swimming while listening to music. Follow him on Twitter: @alexjdwilliams, or send him a good ol' fashioned e-mail at: Alexander.JD.Williams@gmail.com
Bigfoot Gets Caught on Camera Again Bigfoot Gets Caught on Camera Again
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Well, it looks like old Bigfoot is at it again, walking around and parading himself like some animal. In case you don’t know who Bigfoot is, he’s a big bi-pedal hairy ape-like creature made famous by a short video filmed …

“Silk Road”, The Online Black Market Seized by FBI “Silk Road”, The Online Black Market Seized by FBI

Are you familiar with the Deep Web and Silk Road? Deep Web is not part of the surface web, which means you cannot access its content through search engines like Google or Yahoo. Therefore, obtaining a URL address from the …

Breaking Bad is Over, Here’s How to Cope Breaking Bad is Over, Here’s How to Cope

(Unless you click the links, this article is *SPOILER FREE*) It’s over. After a long five years, it’s over. A series so impactful that it’s considered the best show on television according to the 2014 edition of the Guinness World …

The Science Behind Traffic Jams The Science Behind Traffic Jams

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. It is the same for drivers in traffic; we are traffic, but we wonder how traffic can possibly exist (all while it’s secretly killing us). Inspired by Tom Valderbilt’s presentation (the video …

Miley Cyrus is Justin Bieber’s Mentor Miley Cyrus is Justin Bieber’s Mentor

It’s news you never get tired about hearing, whether it’s displayed in the impulse buyers section on the magazine rack at a grocery store, or it’s your Facebook feed; America’s sweet hearts are Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.  The child …

Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” Gets Feminist Parody Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” Gets Feminist Parody

If you turn on the radio, you’re bound to hear that catchy tune that is currently number 1 on the Billboard’s Hot 100 spot. You know, that one song that was performed at the VMA’s this year by Beetle Juice …

Media Falsely Reports Gorilla for Being Sexist Media Falsely Reports Gorilla for Being Sexist

Meet Patrick, a 23-year-old single male Texan residing in Dallas, who is also a 430-pound Western lowland gorilla that was recently mistaken for hating women (gorilla women in particular). You see, a lot of media reports (MailOnline, E!, Fox News, …

Airline’s New Strategy Is to Be Nice to Customers Airline’s New Strategy Is to Be Nice to Customers

Ryanair is Europe’s largest airline, and is well known for its eccentric and quirky CEO, Michael O’Leary, as well as its rising poor image and rudeness. According to Reuters, the company has promised that it would change its “abrupt culture” …

The Pig Invasion of San Ramon, California The Pig Invasion of San Ramon, California

“It looks like a tornado has hopped from yard to yard,” Carrie Spurlock said to NBC Bay Area. “We’ve tried to deter them, but they keep coming back.” The piggy invasion has begun; hordes are arriving in the suburbs of …

Coca-Cola Prints “YOU RETARD” Under Bottlecap Coca-Cola Prints “YOU RETARD” Under Bottlecap
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Why is it that our very politically correct American culture detests derogatory and dehumanizing words but so liberally uses the term “retard”? Have you ever noticed that? Well, Coca-Cola is pulling no punches, and they won’t be getting in as …

Ylvis’ “The Fox” is the New “Gangnam Style” Ylvis’ “The Fox” is the New “Gangnam Style”
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This is a public service announcement warning you about the latest abomination upon the lord, Ylvis’ “The Fox”. Posted on YouTube on September 3rd, 2013, it’s the latest viral infection music video made and performed by Bård Urheim Ylvisåker and …

Jaden Smith Thinks School Brainwashes Our Youth Jaden Smith Thinks School Brainwashes Our Youth
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Do you know the boy with one expression? Will Smith’s son? Anyways, Jaden Smith, 15, movie star of such blockbuster hits like After Earth and Karate Kid, said in capitalized letters on Twitter last week, that: “If Everybody In The …

Northampton Clown Terrorizes Town Northampton Clown Terrorizes Town

Are you familiar with Stephen King’s horror story IT? It’s about a demonic entity that eats children and portrays itself in the form of a clown named Pennywise. Back in 1990, there was a TV mini-series adaptation of IT starring …

Anti-Ketchup Vendor Fired For Discriminating Taste Anti-Ketchup Vendor Fired For Discriminating Taste
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Charley Marcuse was known as the Detroit Tiger’s hot dog vendor for 15 years. Possibly Heinz’s worst enemy, he was a crooner who advertised at Comerica Park in a baritone voice, and has a strict dietary belief system he imposed …

“Joking Bad” is Jimmy Fallon’s Breaking Bad Parody “Joking Bad” is Jimmy Fallon’s Breaking Bad Parody

Overrated? Epidemic? No. It’s not like it was The Simpsons back in 1990 where 33.6 million viewers watched “Bart Gets an F“; it would probably be absurd by today’s standards to see Walt Jr. on the cover of TIME magazine. In fact, …

Pope Francis Reaches Out to Atheists Pope Francis Reaches Out to Atheists
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Eugenio Scalfari, a self-described “non-believer”, co-founder and former editor of the Italian newspaper La Repubblica, asked in two letters some theological questions for Pope Francis. In one of Scalfari’s questions to the Pope, he asked whether or not “God forgives those …

Alleged Fourth Porn Star Tests Positive for HIV Alleged Fourth Porn Star Tests Positive for HIV
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According to The AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF), another U.S. porn star was tested positive for contracting HIV, making it the fourth such case in the last 30 days. AHF told the Huffington Post on Tuesday that the unnamed male performer told …

Breaking Bad Unofficial Lego Set Breaking Bad Unofficial Lego Set

You ever just want to relive the fantasy of being a kid even though you’re an adult? How about reenacting your favorite Breaking Bad scenes with this little number; a meth lab play set made with Lego pieces. (image) Citizen …

Mount Diablo Fire in the San Francisco Bay Area Mount Diablo Fire in the San Francisco Bay Area
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(image) (Credit: Andrew Zhou) On Sunday in the San Francisco Bay Area, a wildfire broke out near Mount Diablo State Park, igniting more than 800 acres of vegetation, and leading to the evacuation of 75 homes nearby. “I could just …

Riverside Explosion Destroys House in California Riverside Explosion Destroys House in California

(image) On Friday at 4:18AM, the fire station in the Southern California city of Riverside got a call about an explosion that leveled a house and shook the earth on Cochise Drive. The irruption was so powerful that it ended …

Pillsbury Cinnamon Roll Recall Due to Plastic Pieces Pillsbury Cinnamon Roll Recall Due to Plastic Pieces

(image) Stop! Put down that cinnamon roll! On Friday, General Mills announced a “voluntary Class II” recall on some refrigerated Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls with Icing products because the dough may contain pieces of plastic. (image) General Mills wrote in a …

The “RoboCop” (2014) Official Trailer The “RoboCop” (2014) Official Trailer
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It seems to be a Hollywood trend now-a-days to resurrect and remake 80’s movies. Heck, even Judge Dredd and Total Recall were remade no more than a year ago. Now RoboCop is the one that’s going to get the modern-era …

Jack Nicholson Retires from Acting Jack Nicholson Retires from Acting

“You can’t handle the truth!” Jack Nicholson proclaimed in A Few Good Men. And guess what? Maybe we can’t now, because he’s quitting acting. [UPDATED]: E! Online reported that sources close to Nicholson said that the movie star is not …

Twitter’s Protected Tweets and What They Mean Twitter’s Protected Tweets and What They Mean

So Twitter released this statement on August 29: Now if you’re confused by this, you can always check Twitter’s page on protected tweets and see what all the hubbub is, bub. If you’re someone who shrieks at the sheer sight …