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Alex Williams is a contract writer for WebProNews. He enjoys cooking new meals and swimming while listening to music. Follow him on Twitter: @alexjdwilliams, or send him a good ol' fashioned e-mail at: Alexander.JD.Williams@gmail.com
300LB Probation Officer Kills Jack Russell Terrier
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  In one corner you have Antoine Jones; he’s a six-foot tall, 300lb probation officer armed with a handgun. In the other corner, you have Patches; she’s a two-year-old, 12lb Jack Russell Terrier. According to FOX 31, on Monday, October …

Are Los Angeles Police Dogs Racist?
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Perhaps it’s not as critical as the Rampart controversy in the late 90’s, where a flock of rogue cops, who were associated with gangs, robbed a bank, engaged in a fatal road rage incident, and were accused of killing rapper …

Disney: Due To Emotions, Women Are Harder To Animate
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Hans Christian Anderson’s “The Snow Queen” will make its premier on November 27th on the silver screens all across theaters in American in the form of a Disney 3d animated adaptation titled, Frozen. Lately, Frozen has fired up a lot …

Cafeteria Lady Hires Hit On 4th Grader

You’re working as a janitor at an elementary school. One day, a 4th grade student walks up to you and says something rude and inappropriate. So what do you do with that fresh rage inflicted upon you by one politely …

Cucumber Causes Criminal Conviction

So you just burglarized a home, and you’re a little winded because the sack you’ve stuffed with stolen goods is a little heavy from all that precious loot you’ve been carrying around. You’ve done your daily deed of contributing to …

Chicken Nuggets Are Only 50 Per Cent Meat
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  What do you consider meat on a chicken? It usually comes from the thighs, wings or  breasts, right? Do you consider fat, blood vessels, nerves and cartilage to be meat? On September 12th, researchers at the University of Mississippi published …

Punk Band Films Porn on Westboro Baptist Church Lawn
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(UPDATE: VICE just recently did an interview with the leader singer.) You might be familiar with the friendly people over at the Westboro Baptist Church. Well, California punk band Get Shot! filmed a porn film of their bass player masturbating on …

The (Real) Alternative Storylines to Breaking Bad

(Warning! The article has *SPOILERS*) Are you tired of hearing about it yet? Perhaps, alternatively, you’re craving every last morsel of its related content? There are no parodies here, no fan fiction or anything like that – just real alternative …

The Future of The Battlefield Has Robots With Legs The Future of The Battlefield Has Robots With Legs

Imagine a battlefield. Your back is pressed against the wall of a crumbling and shaking building, dust collects in your face, and your ears ring from repetitive explosions that never stop. As you tuck your head in from the bullets …

Bigfoot Gets Caught on Camera Again
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Well, it looks like old Bigfoot is at it again, walking around and parading himself like some animal. In case you don’t know who Bigfoot is, he’s a big bi-pedal hairy ape-like creature made famous by a short video filmed …

“Silk Road”, The Online Black Market Seized by FBI

Are you familiar with the Deep Web and Silk Road? Deep Web is not part of the surface web, which means you cannot access its content through search engines like Google or Yahoo. Therefore, obtaining a URL address from the …

Breaking Bad is Over, Here’s How to Cope

(Unless you click the links, this article is *SPOILER FREE*) It’s over. After a long five years, it’s over. A series so impactful that it’s considered the best show on television according to the 2014 edition of the Guinness World …

The Science Behind Traffic Jams

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. It is the same for drivers in traffic; we are traffic, but we wonder how traffic can possibly exist (all while it’s secretly killing us). Inspired by Tom Valderbilt’s presentation (the video …

Miley Cyrus is Justin Bieber’s Mentor

It’s news you never get tired about hearing, whether it’s displayed in the impulse buyers section on the magazine rack at a grocery store, or it’s your Facebook feed; America’s sweet hearts are Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.  The child …

Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” Gets Feminist Parody

If you turn on the radio, you’re bound to hear that catchy tune that is currently number 1 on the Billboard’s Hot 100 spot. You know, that one song that was performed at the VMA’s this year by Beetle Juice …

Media Falsely Reports Gorilla for Being Sexist

Meet Patrick, a 23-year-old single male Texan residing in Dallas, who is also a 430-pound Western lowland gorilla that was recently mistaken for hating women (gorilla women in particular). You see, a lot of media reports (MailOnline, E!, Fox News, …

Airline’s New Strategy Is to Be Nice to Customers Airline’s New Strategy Is to Be Nice to Customers

Ryanair is Europe’s largest airline, and is well known for its eccentric and quirky CEO, Michael O’Leary, as well as its rising poor image and rudeness. According to Reuters, the company has promised that it would change its “abrupt culture” …

The Pig Invasion of San Ramon, California

“It looks like a tornado has hopped from yard to yard,” Carrie Spurlock said to NBC Bay Area. “We’ve tried to deter them, but they keep coming back.” The piggy invasion has begun; hordes are arriving in the suburbs of …

Coca-Cola Prints “YOU RETARD” Under Bottlecap
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Why is it that our very politically correct American culture detests derogatory and dehumanizing words but so liberally uses the term “retard”? Have you ever noticed that? Well, Coca-Cola is pulling no punches, and they won’t be getting in as …

Ylvis’ “The Fox” is the New “Gangnam Style”
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This is a public service announcement warning you about the latest abomination upon the lord, Ylvis’ “The Fox”. Posted on YouTube on September 3rd, 2013, it’s the latest viral infection music video made and performed by Bård Urheim Ylvisåker and …

Jaden Smith Thinks School Brainwashes Our Youth
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Do you know the boy with one expression? Will Smith’s son? Anyways, Jaden Smith, 15, movie star of such blockbuster hits like After Earth and Karate Kid, said in capitalized letters on Twitter last week, that: “If Everybody In The …

Northampton Clown Terrorizes Town

Are you familiar with Stephen King’s horror story IT? It’s about a demonic entity that eats children and portrays itself in the form of a clown named Pennywise. Back in 1990, there was a TV mini-series adaptation of IT starring …

Anti-Ketchup Vendor Fired For Discriminating Taste
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Charley Marcuse was known as the Detroit Tiger’s hot dog vendor for 15 years. Possibly Heinz’s worst enemy, he was a crooner who advertised at Comerica Park in a baritone voice, and has a strict dietary belief system he imposed …

“Joking Bad” is Jimmy Fallon’s Breaking Bad Parody

Overrated? Epidemic? No. It’s not like it was The Simpsons back in 1990 where 33.6 million viewers watched “Bart Gets an F“; it would probably be absurd by today’s standards to see Walt Jr. on the cover of TIME magazine. In fact, …