All I Want for Christmas is…

    December 15, 2006

What do you get for the relative that has everything? How about an all-expenses paid, no strings attached, custom rape fantasy, courtesy of Second Life.

That’s right! You too can be manhandled (or womanhandled, if that floats your boat), beaten, bloodied, violated, humiliated, sexually assaulted in ways I’m sure that haven’t been invented yet for the bargain basement price of $220 Linden dollars.

It’s a small price to pay for such a heartwarming gift that truly captures the spirit of the yuletide season for that special someone.

When you think about it, nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a personalized sexual encounter that’s forced upon you against your will.

What will those crazy geniuses at Linden Labs think of next?!

Hopefully they’ll manufacture some virtual decency for themselves.

Joe Lewis
Staff Writer | WebProNews