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Adolf Hitler, Siri, and Less Exciting Band Names

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Adolf Hitler, Siri, and Less Exciting Band Names
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Today we get a few tweets from a trending hashtag, #lessexcitingbandnames. We also learn why Hitler wasn’t that bad of a guy after all.

    Enjoy!

    Adolf Hitler wasn’t such a bad guy, after all he did kill Adolf Hitler. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    The Rolling Pebbles #lessexcitingbandnames 54 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Very worried about my daughters’ grades. They’re either going to have to work harder or get much hotter. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    My internet is so fast that when I click a wrong link, I don’t have time to click the right one before it loads the page 4 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

    I’m not sure what Siri-porn would actually be, but I’m certain it already exists. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    Carson Palmer says he’s not looking to reunite with Terrell Owens. The Raiders already have enough receivers to almost complete passes to. 2 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

    Happy Halloween everybody. May all your razor blades be untraceable. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    UNLESS YOU DRUNK UNIVERSITY STUDENT! YOU REALLY GOT NO RIGHT BE EXCITE ABOUT STUPID MCRIB! 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    When did “go fly a kite” become an insult? Thats ridiculous. Have you actually flown a kite lately? It’s fucking amazing. 39 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

    Guns n’ Carnations #lessexcitingbandnames 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac · powered by @socialditto

    Beavis and Butthead, Adolf Hitler, American Nightmare are trending in the US. Was there a Republican debate scheduled I didn’t know about? 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    #tebowing – verb – to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different. 47 minutes ago via Proxlet · powered by @socialditto

    Ambivalence Against The Machine #lessexcitingbandnames 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

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