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Adolf Hitler, Siri, and Less Exciting Band Names

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Adolf Hitler, Siri, and Less Exciting Band Names
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today we get a few tweets from a trending hashtag, #lessexcitingbandnames. We also learn why Hitler wasn’t that bad of a guy after all.

Enjoy!

Adolf Hitler wasn’t such a bad guy, after all he did kill Adolf Hitler. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

The Rolling Pebbles #lessexcitingbandnames 54 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Very worried about my daughters’ grades. They’re either going to have to work harder or get much hotter. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

My internet is so fast that when I click a wrong link, I don’t have time to click the right one before it loads the page 4 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

I’m not sure what Siri-porn would actually be, but I’m certain it already exists. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Carson Palmer says he’s not looking to reunite with Terrell Owens. The Raiders already have enough receivers to almost complete passes to. 2 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

Happy Halloween everybody. May all your razor blades be untraceable. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

UNLESS YOU DRUNK UNIVERSITY STUDENT! YOU REALLY GOT NO RIGHT BE EXCITE ABOUT STUPID MCRIB! 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

When did “go fly a kite” become an insult? Thats ridiculous. Have you actually flown a kite lately? It’s fucking amazing. 39 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Guns n’ Carnations #lessexcitingbandnames 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac · powered by @socialditto

Beavis and Butthead, Adolf Hitler, American Nightmare are trending in the US. Was there a Republican debate scheduled I didn’t know about? 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#tebowing – verb – to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different. 47 minutes ago via Proxlet · powered by @socialditto

Ambivalence Against The Machine #lessexcitingbandnames 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Adolf Hitler, Siri, and Less Exciting Band Names
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  • http://twitter.com/#!/GeeWaysEyes GeeWaysEyes

    Haha I started that Hashtag #lessexcitingbandnames