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A Couple of Purebred Unicorns Are for Sale on Craigslist

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So you bought your daughter a cute pony for her birthday last year. Big f’in deal. It wasn’t a unicorn. And once she finds out that you could’ve bred her some unicorns, well, she’s going to think you suck. And you do.

Apparently, the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America lives in Goffstown, New Hampshire – and he’s selling 2 purebred unicorns for the cool price of $925,000 a piece. You shouldn’t scoff at that price tag, I mean, they’re unicorns.

Here’s what the Craigslist ad has to say (hat tip to The Daily Dot for pointing this out).

We are selling 2 purebred unicorns. Male is 3 years old named Pagasus. Female is 5 years old and named Daisy. Price of $930,000 USD is per unicorn.

Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home.

We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out

And if you are thinking about making a joke out of this, our seller has one final message for you: “SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE!”

Ok, I want one. I want one so bad that I believed this was real. That was until I did a reverse image search and found that the photo of Pagasus (Pagasus?) and Daisy has been posted all over Pinterest for months. This ad is only 6 days old.

I’m starting to question our master breeder. Man, this is some bullshit – don’t get my hopes up like that.

Image via Craigslist

A Couple of Purebred Unicorns Are for Sale on Craigslist
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